Carol's Daughter

FOR YEARS, I WANTED TO GO NATURAL, BUT FEAR OF BEING REJECTED BY BLACK MEN KEPT ME CHEMICALLY INVOLVED. THEY WANT TO RUN THEIR HANDS THROUGH MY HAIR, STARE AT ME FROM BEHIND WHILE MY HAIR RUNS DOWN MY BACK IN THE SHOWER, WATCH IT BLOW IN THE WIND LIKE A MOVIE.

WELL BROTHERS, THIS IS THE REAL WORLD!

SINCE I'VE GONE NATURAL I'VE BEEN LIBERATED FROM OTHERS CLASSIFICATION OF BEAUTIFUL AND THEIR TROPHY WIFE IDIOLOGIES. BUT I’VE ALSO HAD FEWER DATES FROM YOUNG TALL DARK AND HANDSOME BROTHERS. SURE I GET THE OCCASSIONAL GRANDPA INVITE FOR DINNER, BUT THE DWAYNE WADES OF THE WORLD HAVE REJECTED MY MOTHER OF THE EARTH BEAUTY.

NOW LADIES THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING PERM. IN FACT I’LL PROBABLY GET ONE AGAIN ONE DAY. THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE IS HAVE YOU EVER FELT CHEMICALLY CAPTIVE?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OUR BROTHERS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SISTAHS AND THEIR WEAVES, THE SISTAHS AND THEIR BRAIDS, THE NAPPY HEADED SISTAHS, AND THE SISTAHS NOT GOING SWIMMING? OR HAVE YOU EVER WATCH AS THE BROTHERS COMPARED YOUR HAIR TO THAT OF MARIA’S, SUSIE’S, TITI’S AND POCAHANTOS?

LISTEN BROTHERS, WE’D GO SWIMMING IF YOU’D STOP CRITISIZING OUR HAIR! I LOVE SWIMMING, BUT WHEN I GET OUT I’M GONNA LOOK LIKE A CHIA PET…WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME?

PEACE, LOVE, AND NAPPINESS- MISS EB

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